yo ladies: when you wakeup in the morning: arrange your mind 50% before caffeine;

complete arrangement after@ least 2 cups (freshly brewed by yoself, of course);

brush teeth, apply lipstick.

always remember and never forget: tomato paste is as important as toothpaste.

tuna canned in olive oil can be eaten w bare paws.

whole milk plain yogurt will multitask and never lie 2 you.

pricey egg whites provide more energy than bits of burger.

g if petitmendiant requires FUSION black truffle seasalt for sheer amusement: provide it.

ask yourself 3 times in 24hours:

if adoration and worship donot happen today

if lust is lackluster:

a) i wannabe hated and feared

b) i wannabe be tolerated.

c) i'm always right; sobeit

g pick one